Urrg... What the hell happened and where am I?  This isn't Fairy Tail.  [shuffling as Gray tries to sit up]  Ouch, dammit... why does everything hurt?  [pause]  Awww dang.  Course it's not fairy tail... the school, right.  The fight with Dartz.  Now why.... [more pausing]  Why is Mikuru in Kazuki's bed?!

Alright you heartless bastard.  I don't know who you are, but I can guarantee you that I'll find you and make you pay for what you did.  You've got it coming.